Watch Sara X’s Boobs Dance To Mozart And Then Feel Weird About Yourself

Meet Sara X, who has INSANE pec strength and can percuss her boobs to Mozart. As usual, I have questions:

  1. What is this?

  2. How is this even possible?

  3. How much does each boob weigh?

  4. What exercises do you have to do to get this kind of pectoral dexterity?

  5. What is she looking at off-camera?

  6. How long does it take to learn a 60-second boob-dance?

  7. Are her pecs the strongest part of her body and if so, what else can they be used for?

  8. Does anyone else feel like maybe the boobs have minds of their own?

  9. Is this the new dance that the kids are doing and I just don’t know about it?

  10. How could this power be applied for the forces of good?

Staring at her boobs is making me feel creeped out at myself. I have to stop. [YouTube]

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