Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis Named Their Daughter…

  • Ashton Kutcher revealed that he and Mila Kunis have named their newborn baby daughter, born on Wednesday, Wyatt Isabelle. In other news, we still don’t know the real name of Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes’ baby, so I’ll continue to call her Crush Dreams Mendes Gosling. [Us Weekly]
  • Jennifer Garner says that Ben Affleck’s additional 30 lbs. of muscle for his role as Batman has made her feel like she’s “having an affair!” [Us Weekly]
  • Is it just me or is Lady Gaga’s new monster hand tattoo totally horrible? [MTV]
  • Melissa Rivers is suing the doctor on hand during late mom Joan’s surgery, which led to her suffering from cardiac and respiratory arrest. [NY Daily News]
  • Paula Patton, seemingly unmoved by estranged ex Robin Thicke’s latest stalker-y album, Paula, has threatened to pursue full custody of their kids unless he stops actin’ a fool. [Radar]
  • Seriously, another “Sex and the City” movie might be in the works? WHY GOD WHY? [MTV]
  • Kate Winslet is crushing dreams by saying that the reason why she and Leonardo DiCaprio have remained such good friends since they’re “Titanic” days is because they’ve never been interested in each other romantically. I don’t blame her, but Leo is a fool. A FOOL! [Defamer]
  • Relationship advice … from porn stars. [Buzzfeed]
  • An NBC News cameraman working in Liberia has contracted Ebola. [Death & Taxes]
  • Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda,” bluegrass style? YES PLEASE. [The Daily Dot]