Be My Boyfriend: Jeff Goldblum Is Now Rocking 70’s Hair

I am one of those creepy millennial Jeff Goldblum fans with an excessive crush on him despite our roughly 40-year age difference. I know I’m not the only one out there — I mean, how can you not love this face, or this one? Yes, it’s a little bizarre that he’s currently engaged to a woman 30 years younger than he is, but it would be pretty hypocritical of me to judge since I’d totally go on a date with him, like, yesterday if I had the chance. Since Jeff and I aren’t meant to be, I can settle for being charmed by his humor in his quirky new ad campaign for GE. The commercial is directed by Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim of Adult Swim and provides us all with glorious footage of Jeff rocking shiny hair and sparkly attire (and one semi-awkward hot tub scene). You’re welcome, world.