My Tri-Boob Heart Will Go On

Every night in my feed
I see your three boobies,
That is how I know you go on

Screw the tri-boob truthers
Three boobs is the future
In my heart your tri-boob goes on

Fake, real, whatever your deal
I believe that the tri-boob goes on
Once more you pose in the mirror

And you’re here in my heart
And your tri-boob goes on and on

Tri-boob gives me life
You went under the knife
That is what I’ll choose to believe

Your boobs are reality
Fuck TMZ!
I know that you’d never deceive

Fake, real, whatever your deal
I believe that the tri-boob goes on
Once more you pose in the mirror
And you’re here in my heart
And your tri-boob goes on and on

Three cheers! I hope they adhere
Long enough for you to get your show
I’ll watch, ‘cause three boobs are the tops
And I’ll back up your story
So tri-boob goes on and on