Meh: Colin Farrell & Vince Vaughn Confirmed For “True Detective” Season 2

  • Yesterday, HBO confirmed that the second season of “True Detective” will star … drum roll … Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn?! Wait a second, I thought season two was going to start to badass women, not two washed up actors I thought were cute a decade ago?! Explain yourselves, HBO! [Dlisted]
  • Uh, a couple of the Duggar daughters are on the cover of this week’s issue of Us Weekly, offering their unofficial family tips on love and sex. SEX. Which they don’t have until marriage. Is that the only tip? In really large letters so it takes up the whole page? I might need to buy the issue to find out. [Us Weekly]
  • Actor Jeremy Renner confirmed that he at some point secretly married actress/model Sonni Pacheco, but that he’s determined to keep his family life private. [People]
  • Aaron Carter promises he’ll shut up about still being in love with long-ago ex Hilary Duff. [E!]
  • Further evidence that Ariana Grande is the worst: she was apparently a total terror on the set of her Marie Claire cover shoot. [Page Six]
  • Kris Jenner may be divorcing Bruce, but she’s keeping that 20+ carat engagement ring, obvs. [Us Weekly]
  • Love may not be dead! June and Sugar Bear’s split may just be a ploy for ratings for “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.” [Radar Online]
  • Let’s take a moment to drool over Beyonce’s French vacation pics and then weep because there’s no way your upcoming long weekend upstate will compare. [Idolator]
  • Plagiarists, RANKED! [Gawker]

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