Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of September 22-28, 2014

Libra (September 23-October 22): There is a race to the front of the line now. If there are circumstances that aren’t matching up to your skills, this is the moment to get things straight. There are many options that will appear surreal, but trust they are visions of a near future that is within reach. So, suit up, because the snooze button no longer works and your reputation to say what you can do hangs in the balance.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, September 24

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You can think all the paranoid thoughts you want, because there is no reason not to be fully prepared for every moment of your upcoming week, even if it means being more controlling and underhanded. Whatever info you need, your investigative skills will be on par to go as deep as you need to. However, there is a hint of danger in your midst, but nothing you can’t outsmart.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, September 27

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21):There are many ways to peel back a banana, but you don’t have to go ape shit to do it. Time to take a deep breather and get a gulp of reality, as humility will be coming to teach you a lesson or two. You can either be proactive about it or wait for karma to catch up to you. Either way, run as fast as you want, but this educational moment has the edge over you now.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, September 24

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): The devil will find work for idle hands, but those hands belong to people who have a power over you. Prepare to be bullied — by someone who’s got you dickmatized, a weirdo parent or callous boss. Whatever power moves they use, it’s going to be tough to play defense now, but if you come prepared, you can come out on top.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, September 27

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Get the last word, because it will matter in how you resolve issues now. Your opponent will be petty in their arguments, but you can’t let that distract you. If this means just wearing them out, then prove your point and take it all the way. This is not a time to senselessly give away your power, because letting down your guard now will eventually lead to defeat.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, September 24

Pisces (February 20-March 20): This week, you’ll need to recycle your resources and be effective with how you burn your fuel. You might be expending more power than you think at times, so pay attention to the places and people you see now. You’ll be extra sensitive to the vibes around you and even the slightest jostling of your sensibilities can throw you off for too long. Tread lightly.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, September 27

Aries (March 21-April 19): You will want to burn the midnight oil … all over your body for your boo. Too bad by the time they get to it, you may be asleep. Yes, it’ll be hard to sync up your libidos, and it’ll take a little pushing and shoving of your time and several missed connections to finally get it right. The good news, once you do meet somewhere in the middle, it’ll rock your socks off.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, September 24

Taurus (April 20-May 20): What appears like a light crush is going to go haywire, when the upper hand pulls out a rug and consequences will fall where they may … deep love or total catastrophe. From there, it’ll only be black or white, up or down. So, depending on where you’ve been sleeping, this will be the week to either take back your toothbrush or move one in.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, September 27

Gemini (May 21-June 20): There will be a piece of heaven floating out there looking for you. Bad days are impossible now, as the hue that will gloss over your eyes won’t be able to see anything that can stop your happiness. Your ego is going to be rewarded in a major way, leaving everyone else knowing that the sun does indeed rise and set around you.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, September 24

Cancer (June 21-July 22): You know you deserve a holiday named after you, but talking about it won’t win you supporters. Unfortunately, this is a week when gratitude will be hard to find, unless you are willing to fish for compliments and play the martyr a little more intensely. Yes, add a dash of theatrics to your brew and those that come around will eventually play nicely into your hands.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, September 27

Leo (July 23-August 22): There will be lots of things to attend to in your backyard, so don’t get all fancy early in the week making plans that require you to go far. If you take the effort to learn about the community you are a part of, you will find a place to belong. Yes, seems the intellectual connection and spiritual understanding you crave is right under your nose.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, September 24

Virgo (August 23-September 22): You never know who is going to drop in now, as there will be all sorts of bizarre happenings that will bring the craziest coincidences right to your door. Information will be coming at you so fast that you might not even realize how weird your life can get in one week, until you are sitting smack dab in the center of a 10 ring circus that has your head tripping and your body dripping.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, September 27