New Hero: Jasmine Tridevil, Three-Boobed Badass

A woman in Tampa got a third breast cosmetically added to her chest à la “Total Recall,” and that would be cool enough on its own, but her motivation makes it even better: “I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore.”

YAAAASSSSSSS ALL HAIL JASMINE TRIDEVIL!

That is commitment to self-determination. OK, so she also wants a reality show. But honestly, I would watch that reality show. She seems like she has enough personality to at least carry a season.

Apparently, Triidevil had a hard time finding a plastic surgeon to go ahead with the surgery — she had to talk to over 50, by her count — and the doctor who did finally give her the third breast made her sign a non-disclosure agreement. Seriously? What code of ethics is it breaking for a cosmetic surgeon to give a patient a third breast that she wants — or is it ethically wrong for women’s chests to look anything but the way guys want them to look?

But whatever — it’s done, and she’s killing her new look. [Huffington Post]

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