Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of September 15-21, 2014

Virgo (August 23-September 22): This week, you’ll shake your fists at the sky, asking why it curses you, but in spite of that, there will still be beautiful progress. Wait for the adrenalin to kick in, as the build up will be slow to gush in like a tsunami. In the bedroom, plug into every position and expect to shock and blow out more than one fuse, because nothing and no one is going to be able to keep up with you now.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, September 17

Libra (September 23-October 22): Listen in on conversations and snoop in places when you don’t think anyone is looking. It’s this sort of stealth movement that’ll be necessary to get the real dirt on another’s intention now.Yes, a perverse week is ahead, involving a fight with your morals, but trust that there are times, like now, when playing a sleight of hand is the only way to protect yourself. So, fuck it.

Best Lay Day: Monday, September 15

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Your week will have an erotic and exotic feel to it, making you want to spend a little extra time between the sheets in the morning. Yes, the heat will be on, making time your runway with all eyes on you. Whatever this influence has, expect it to be potent enough to blind your from the usual crap that pisses you off. Yes, that powerful!

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, September 17

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Your compulsions will go haywire, making life that much more clumsy and haphazard now. Seems you can’t stop stirring up trouble whereever you go, which you might think is playful, but another person will disagree. So, as you find yourself spinning the head of whoever this week, know your own strength and be careful not to draw blood.

Best Lay Day: Friday, September 19

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You need to shut out the world and take a little “me” time. Your spiritual density is thinning and even if you aren’t feeling its effects in a sluggishly physical way, when you stop, the whirlwind will catch up to you. So, heed this warning and veer off the road you are on, as detouring now is the only way to prevent crashing tomorrow.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, September 17

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Your friends will bring beauty into your life in a magical way now. It could be as simple as following a bunch of inspirational Instagram feeds, or more dramatic, like introducing you to a shaman that calls an extra ray of sunshine into your life. Whichever it is, the love will be there and connecting to it will be electrifying.

Best Lay Day: Monday, September 15

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You live in as perfect of a world as you want to think. However, avoid making generalizations based on a small population or one person. Whatever judgments you have, others will hold them against you. Sure, this may not be a fair system you have to play in now, but it’s the only one to choose from. As they say, “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, September 17

Aries (March 21-April 19): You’ll be feeling extra curious as your sense of freedom expands and sets you on a spiritual chase towards a deeper purpose. Call it a philosophical awakening or a transcendental transformation, but hurdling through a change in your point of view is coming and demons you feared will shrink to small potatoes.

Best Lay Day: Friday, September 19

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Being patient with your honey is going to take extra effort, as watching them make the same mistake over and over again will not only aggravate, but could have you losing some respect in them. Not to say it’ll be permanent, but seeing the flaws of that one you hold up highest will cause quite a fall. Now, time to muddle through it.

Best Lay Day: Monday, September 15

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Hearing what you want to hear is not anything you have a problem with, because you tend to be smart enough to manipulate whatever circumstances to your liking, as you have the imagination to make anything happen, especially now. Yes, make that choice to turn whatever you need onto its side and penetrate from different angles. If there is a will, there is always a way.

Best Lay Day: Monday, September 15

Cancer (June 21-July 22): You can be too easy sometimes. Then, when all feels agreeable — you snap. It is because of this behavior that you’ve developed a reputation for being a little psycho. To avoid a massive eruption, don’t let resentments build. You don’t have to like or agree with the choices and opinions that others share with you.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, September 17

Leo (July 23-August 22): What goes up can keep going up and if anyone is trying to weigh you down with the logic, they aren’t a real friend, nor do they have the capacity to be the kind you need. As anyone who loves you knows, you break glass ceilings and encouragement is your fuel. Playing it safe isn’t your style; so don’t force a fit that shouldn’t happen.

Best Lay Day: Friday, September19