Martha Stewart Seriously Has No Love For Gwyneth Paltrow

“She just needs to be quiet. She’s a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart.”

Martha Stewart waltzed right past the side-eye and straight up dissed Gwyneth Paltrow in the new issue of Net-A-Porter’s Porter magazine, according to Page Six. Stewart has long turned up her nose at actresses-turned-lifestyle experts, but she seems to reserve particular ire for Paltrow and her website/newsletter GOOP.

I gotta admit, I kind of love that Martha just has no fucks to give and refuses to be polite or fake about her feelings on lesser lifestyle gurus. She must have been in a particularly snotty mood the day of the Porter interview, because according to Page Six, she calls Blake Lively — who also launched her own lifestyle website — “not credible” and sniffs that Taylor Schilling is not a good enough actress to play Piper on “Orange is the New Black.” Martha should launch a new newsletter of her own called “Not So Good Things,” in which she lists her least favorite things of the moment. I would subscribe. [Page Six]