Woman Arrested For Breaking Into Dude’s Home To “Cuddle With Him”

I know what you’re thinking, but you’re wrong. It was NOT me. I may be a cuddle monster, but I’m only interested in getting them consensually. The same can’t be said for Dawn Cole, 49, of Sparta, Wisconsin, who broke into an unidentified man’s home because she was that desperate to spoon.

The man was woken from his slumber when his bedroom light was turned on and he was startled to see the woman, who he “had met a couple of times” and “given a ride,” standing in his doorway. He escorted her from his home and seemed content with letting the bizarre incident go … only she returned to his home a few hours later, at 3 a.m. and starting pounding on the door, saying she could see him inside. No longer feeling quite so forgiving, the man called the cops and Cole was booked for disorderly conduct, breaking and entering, and bail jumping related to a previous incident in which she repeatedly trespassed at a Walmart.

Clearly when Cole wants something, nothing is going to get in her way — including a locked door. Maybe she’ll find someone nice to cuddle with in the clink, though? [Crimefeed]