Chart: Ranking Jax Teller’s Hair Fuckability, In Honor Of “Sons Of Anarchy”‘s Season 7 Premiere

Chart: Ranking Jax Teller's Hair Fuckability

HELL YES, “Sons of Anarchy” season seven starts tonight! I am so excited about my favorite TV show’s return that I spent some quality time making this handy chart of Jax Teller’s fuckability over the last six seasons, based on his hairstyle. As you can see, whether he’s rocking the innocent bob of season one, the shaggy grown out locks of seasons two and three, the post-prison shaved head of season four, the slicked back bossman style of season five, or even the awkward growing out stage of season six, Jax is always totally fuckable. Just sometimes even more so. Season five’s ‘do realllllllllly did it for me. How about you? Enjoy the show, croweaters!