Channing Tatum Introduces “The Dick Graze”

Hey fellas, the next time you run into Channing Tatum and his hand touches your junk by way of a hello, don’t be alarmed — he’s not getting frisky, he’s just being friendly. That’s the dick graze! This hilarious video features Chan (rocking a very ’90s haircut, BTW, which really emphasizes the thickness of dat neck) rapping about his preferred greeting method, while Jillian Bell chimes in with the chick version — the tit graze (obviously). [NYMag.com]