Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of September 8-14, 2014

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Your baby, your family, yourself … the barrage of priorities is going to go haywire, sending you into shock mode. Seems everybody in your life will be experiencing a wild ride this week, and all will be reading for your hand in support. Too bad as they grab for yours, yours will be reaching for something else. Confusing? Obviously.

Best Lay Day: Monday, September 8

Libra (September 23-October 22): Stop the complaining and the wondering why, because this is a time when positive ideas and thoughts can propel you ahead. Don’t be shy about using force in how you present yourself, because you can’t be too aggressive now — especially verbally. While you still will be in just-about-arm’s reach of your goal, be proud of the progress you will make this week.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, September 13

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Somewhere in your mind is the exact game plan for your life and trying to unlock that secret inside your head has been an ongoing struggle. This week, your world will be asking you to jump in and be part of a crowd. The answers you are seeking now are outside. Don’t be shy about dropping by places or stepping into new situations uninvited.

Best Lay Day: Monday, September 8

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): There is no slowing you down now, as you will be on point in a big way. Your energy will be so high that you will have the power to turn others onto your way of thinking and create that team that can back you in any direction you want to go. Slowly, all the power you dream of is coming into your hands — what will you do with it all?

Best Lay Day: Saturday, September 13

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You’re going to hear a lot of sob stories and excuses now. Prepare for the wave of bullshit to come in like a tsunami. However, since you know it is on its way, you will be prepared to view it all as a comedy and be amused at the many ways people try to shock you and wrongly assume you are more naïve than you appear.

Best Lay Day: Monday, September 8

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Powerful friendships are going to form now, sending a shiver down your spine. Whether it’s grooving into your baby’s social life more or finding your circle to be part of a moving-and-shaking energy, this is when making plans and collaborating is more than just hanging out and can be a turn of a screw no one saw coming.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, September 13

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Your heart will be on fire, burning out the wasteful emotions you have inside and ready to purge. You’re ready to make a new start at something meaningful and good for you. It’s all about knowing what you are worth and knowing what you want is real. Yes, reality is going to be in Technicolor HD, which will be a most beautiful sight to feel.

Best Lay Day: Monday, September 8

Aries (March 21-April 19): Get up and go! Who cares what you have on your plate now, because as everyone is going in one direction, you will feel compelled to go in another. It’s the rebel in you. You were born to find your own paradise, as this is when the universe will be throwing you obvious signs as to where to go, so don’t hesitate on jumping when you have to.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, September 13

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Sexually, you will be having a magical time at getting it just right, every night. Thankfully, getting so much raw affection will mean your mind your will be able to ease up on the neurotic conversations that play out in your head and end that nagging fear of abandonment. Yes, read that body language, as it will be absolute in every inch of you it pleases.

Best Lay Day: Monday, September 8

Gemini (May 21-June 20): You can’t always have it your way and you can’t keep changing your mind. Yes, you know that indecision is your mortal flaw, but knowing that doesn’t make life more harmonious. No matter. This week, give the reins to your honey and let them drive the team. Being just the passenger now has its own rewards, like bringing in a sense of calm.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, September 13

Cancer (June 21-July 22): This is an ah-ha week! Something cathartic will happen inside of you, which will help make sense of your time and how valuable it truly is. This could literally be at work and getting a raise, or in your relationship, where you stop avoiding opportunities to be more romantic. Whatever it is, the chore aspect of life will fade, as a revelation of gratitude happens.

Best Lay Day: Monday, September 8

Leo (July 23-August 22): There will be power to your punch, so beware of where you throw your jabs. Your baby will be extra delicate and energies will be at opposite extremes, so don’t always assume you have the last word. Yes, sparring will be part of the week too, but don’t fear. It’ll be the perfect way to diffuse your overactive electricity right now and send sparks into sexier places.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, September 13