Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of September 1-7, 2014

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of August 25-31, 2014

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Your superficiality is vital now. So, don’t feel guilty if you find yourself taking a more shallow swim into the river of life this week. It’s not that you don’t have the depth to go that far down right now, but it’s all about mood and comfort. So, take it easy and let the action happen all around you. Let them service you.

Best Lay Day: Friday, September 5

Libra (September 23-October 22): Angry thoughts will come in and out of your head, but that doesn’t mean you have to be distracted by every one of them. Using your honey or your BFF as your barometer of focus now will be a big help. Although you don’t want anyone judging you, it’ll be your own voice that will be the most untamed and will require a slap or two in the face with some straight up truth.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, September 2

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Don’t torture yourself trying to remember strange faces that pop up or memories that are no longer relevant to the modern day you. Time is marching on and you have had several lifetimes to know better than to create another fantasy to get lost in, because there are real people out there that can give you what you want. New friends aren’t just a cure, but your motivation.

Best Lay Day: Monday, September 1

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Buying into popular opinion has never rattled you, until the cool kids started doing it. Now, fitting in comes with a price that you’ll have to eat, as you have found your flock. So, while you will find it odd that you’ll get silent at bizarre times, don’t beat yourself up, because there are plenty of other times you do go out on a limb. Whatever. You can’t fight every fight.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, September 2

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Anything foreign to you will feel romantic, as you will hit lull in your thinking about the world. Yes, you’ll be dreaming of breaking down new barriers and setting down roots everywhere you go. Options are out there, but they won’t find you now. However, if you put out the signal, there will be responses worth looking into.

Best Lay Day: Friday, September 5

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): If you can communicate without words with the one you love, then this week will bring a new bond that will have you wanting to reach deeper into the other’s mind and body. There is something to telepathy and romance, because when all is right, it will feel otherworldly to be with your baby now. If it felt any less, could you even care?

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, September 2

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You want grandeur and worship. If you aren’t getting it from your boo, there are certainly other ways to get your ego fed. If you read between the lines now, you’ll see there is someone close that can play fan club president for you. Who knows? It might make you realize a few things are missing in your current situation. Either or, there will be no lack of possibilities now.

Best Lay Day: Friday, September 5

Aries (March 21-April 19): You’ll be out to maintain your peace of mind, no matter how you have to change your schedule to do it. If this means dropping a few needy people from your life now, do it by making a horizontal move — as in replacing one responsibility with another more worthy of you, as that is only way the universe will work with you in detouring pending headaches from your life.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, September 2

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Wake up and join the party! Escape is just around the corner. Make that turn into the unknown and see what fate has in store for you. Don’t worry. Good times are a part of the program, but it won’t be so easy to recognize, as it may shock your system initially. However, once you have a grip on it all, it’ll feel like your slice of heaven.

Best Lay Day: Friday, September 5

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Issues at home will come up, but they’ll be of the basic kind — like home décor arguments and dealing with tastes that don’t sync up. Of course, while this might be simple for them, this can bring on a whole tailspin of emotions for you. After all, you are a visual person and any messing around with your ambiance causes a red alert.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, September 2

Cancer (June 21-July 22): You’re going to have one of those weeks when all of a sudden it’ll feel good to just let it out. Ramble on with your opinions and all the nitty-gritty details of your neurosis and everything that bothers you about the people around you. Yes, gossiping is good now and if you give it, you will get it. Sure, it’ll give you a bad rep among few, but when did being controversial ever scare you?

Best Lay Day: Monday, September 1

Leo (July 23-August 22): Be willing to poke holes through theories and get to the bottom of stories that don’t add up. Truth is a hard commodity to find these days, but with some work, you can peel back the bullshit hidden under pretty layers of flattery and presents. Not to say you shouldn’t enjoy the perks, but see it for what it is and gauge your position from there.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, September 2

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