True Love Means Slathering Suntan Oil On Your Wife’s Butt

Ice-T and Coco are, as far as I’m concerned, one of the cutest couples in Hollywood, with a union that has lasted longer — 13 years this New Year’s Eve — than many of those bestowed with silly tabloid nicknames. So what’s the secret to their happy marriage? Perhaps it’s that Ice puts in the effort to show Coco he cares by massaging suntan lotion on her famously ample derriere. That string bikini isn’t doing much in the way of blocking the sun’s harmful UV rays, though as you’ll see in the rather NSFW photo after the jump, it is defying the laws of physics. [Photos: Splash News]

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