Morning Quickies: Behold Miley Cyrus’ 5-Foot Bong

  • It’s still a work in progress. []
  • Christian Bale and his model wife, Sibi, have welcomed their second child, a son. Congrats! [People]
  • Mischa Barton is being sued for blowing off a film to party in Europe instead. [TMZ]
  • The longtime announcer of “Saturday Night Live,” Don Pardo, died yesterday at 96. [New York Times]
  • Milla Jovovich is pregnant with her second child. Mazel tov! [People]
  • Meet the new cast of “Love And Hip Hop: Hollywood.” [VH1]
  • A year after marrying, Amber Rose has finally shared photos from her wedding to rapper Wiz Khalifa. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Julianna Hough is headed back to “Dancing With The Stars” as a judge. [TMZ]
  • Between the lap dances and the little people, Joe Jonas’ 25th birthday party was crazier than yours. [TMZ]
  • Comedian Kevin Hart is engaged to his longtime girlfriend, model Eniko Parrish. [US Weekly]
  • America Ferrera will host a series of eight documentary films to air in both Spanish and English. [Variety]
  • Rumer Willis celebrated her birthday with a cake shaped like a handgun. [Celebitchy]

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