Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of August 18-24, 2014

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Leo (July 23-August 22): There is a lovely silence to this week, making it so you can settle into your emotions and reboot your soul for a new season. Don’t worry, the week won’t be dull. Beauty will be everywhere and you can relish in it, as this sort of peaceful decadence will be a fleeting opportunity.

Best Lay Day: Friday, August 22

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Make your points and be done with it. There is no reason to drag on longer conversations than you have to. Flip the switch in your brain that brings you into a cooler and calmer place. Use this initiation power to establish a new world order where you are the ruler.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, August 23

Libra (September 23-October 22): Living like you’re some sort of cult legend has been done and now it’s time to give up the vintage thinking for a more updated and wild approach to tackling the possibilities presented to you. You lack no shortage of optimism for others, so be open to giving it to yourself, because if you can sell it, anything can happen.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, August 19

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): There is a certain point when kissing ass becomes demeaning for you to witness — expect someone in your life to go too far into the nicey-nicey routine and irritate you. Just realize though, it’s not that so-and-so is being shady, but a clash of two very different worlds will happen. Consider this week a lesson in peacekeeping and maintain yourself as the super-power.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, August 21

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): This week will be full of inner conflict, as your bitch and butch sides will rage hard and make you scramble at the thought of competition and claiming your turf. There is no defeating you now, but there is a way of outsmarting you, so don’t let your pride lead you to your next victory. Humbling yourself to the details will be what gives you the leg up on everyone.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, August 19

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): “Of course. Why not?” Just keep telling yourself those two things and you’ll be fine, because there is no reason not be curious now and go along with the ridiculousness as it plays itself out. When it comes to landing the tasty prey, you’re ace right now.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, August 23

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You should only have to play hype girl for so long. After all, you’re supposed to be a team, and if this person you’ve been holding up for so long can’t live up to all your efforts, it’s time to call a spade a spade. Sure, you love to give, but how much is too much?

Best Lay Day: Monday, August 18

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’re not normal and this is what makes you priceless. If anyone begs to differ, then that’s not a relationship you want to nurture, as combative love isn’t going to be glamorous or good (despite the superficiality of it all). Inner peace is an issue now and if there is anywhere in your gut you know your emotions are betraying you, then this is when you rectify its balance.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, August 23

Aries (March 21-April 19): You will be feeling a slow energy about you, as it’s the calm before the storm. This is your week to get in some genuine me time and reset your state of mind so you can close out this harrowing summer of family dramas, home issues and changing your equilibrium as you know it. Retreat where you can, as any solo adventures you take now will be just the right medicine.

Best Lay Day: Friday, August 22

Taurus (April 20-May 20): People need to respect you from the start. There is no reason you have to earn any basic gesture of kindness anyone with a soul will give. So, examine all the characters in your life and pinpoint those who bring on this sadist manner of affection, as it’s time for you to start calling the shots. The glory of this moment is yours.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, August 23

Gemini (May 21-June 20): You can’t stop your weird tics from coming out just as you let your guard down. No matter, no body is perfect and as long as you don’t hold yourself to such a serious level now, this week can be cake. Yes, that critical voice in your head will be turning up the volume and it’ll be a matter of drowning out the noise.

Best Lay Day: Monday, August 18

Cancer (June 21-July 22): It’ll hardly matter what anyone says to you now, as long as it sounds pretty. If you can also do the same, then all will be just dandy. There are no stakes to have to claim now, other than to keep busy with a mild level of interest. So, enjoy the week of cruising and make it what you want, as the price of relaxation is at an all-time low!

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, August 20

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