Everything You Need To Know About Growing Your Breasts By Rubbing Them With Raw Vegetables

When I was a girl, if you wanted to grow bigger breasts you either did those exercises Judy Blume wrote about in Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret (“I must, I must, I must increase my bust!”) or you went on the birth control pill. Now, a “Japanese YouTube star” named Ryoko has a new method: rubbing raw vegetables on her boobs.

You can watch Ryoko do strange, mostly SFW things with an array of fresh-picked veggies after the jump:

Is it an artistic statement about the inanity of the lengths women will go to alter their bodies? An insult to the work of Frederic Chopin? The craziest thing I have ever seen done to an eggplant? The answer is “D,” all of the above.

[Metro UK]

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