Rapper/Model Yes Liv Can Releases Song About Not Hooking Up With Jay Z

  • Where to start with this one? Remember about a year ago, there were rumors that Jay Z had been flirting with a rapper/model who calls herself LIV (she also goes by Yes Liv Can)? Well, yesterday, Yes Liv Can released a low budget, hella cheesy music video called “Sorry Mrs. Carter.” The song is to the tune of Outkast’s “Ms. Jackson” and the thesis is basically: WAKE UP, BEYONCE, BECAUSE JAY IS CHEATING ON YOU. According to Yes Liv Can, she turned down Jay because she won’t be anyone’s “number two.” Of course, it’s entirely possible she is totally delusional … but even still, I’m getting a sinking feeling that Jayoncé really is about to implode. [Jezebel]
  • When Taylor Swift learned it was a fan’s birthday, she took $90 out of her purse to treat her to Chipotle. That’s quite a lot of burrito. [Huffington Post]
  • Joe Jonas and his girlfriend of nearly two years, Blanca Eggenschwiler, have split. [US Weekly]
  • Sherri Shepherd is headed to “Cinderella” on Broadway, opposite Keke Palmer, where she will play the Wicked Stepmother. [Daily Mail UK]
  • British comedian James Corden, who you might know from the Brit-com “Gavin & Stacy,” is said to be taking over for Craig Ferguson on “The Late Late Show.” [NYmag.com]
  • The group Danity Kane got into a physical fight with each other at an L.A. studio. [TMZ]
  • Supermodel Miranda Kerr believes emotions have different “vibration” levels. Okaaaay. [Into The Gloss]
  • Useful: Bear Grylls will teach you how to survive a Sharknado. [Entertainment Weekly]

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