Check Out Kate Middleton’s Vaginal Fascinator
Kate Middleton and Prince William were in Belgium this morning, attending a service at Le Memorial Interallie to commemorate the 100-year anniversary of World War I. Kate, who’s usually on point in the style department, showed up to the service wearing a beige coatdress and a hat that, I’m sorry, looks rather labial. Well, more specifically, a fascinator that has labia on top of it. How Prince William and all of their royal peeps let Kate leave the castle with a big ol’ vagina on her head without noticing is beyond me. Now, if it were a baby shower she was attending, or, say, a bachelorette party, we’d be in business.