Camel Toe City: Lululemon Now Makes Onesies For Running, Appropriately Called “Runsies”

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Camel Toe City: Lululemon Now Makes Onesies For Running, Appropriately Called "Runsies"

Lululemon, the pricey workout clothing retailer known for saying larger women’s sizes aren’t part of their “formula,” have gone and trumped themselves in the Shaking My Head department by creating a new product that’s a total workout repellent: The “Runsie,” a stylish romper designed for running. Yes, a onesie for exercise.

Like all activewear from Lululemon, the Runsie is made with breathable, stretchy fabric, and is lined with a special material to “keep things from riding up” (which sounds like a great way to experience Grade A chafing, if you ask me). It’s also open in the back to help keep you cool during your run, while showcasing your also-stylish sports bra, or in my case, an old Spalding sports bra from middle school that accentuates my back fat. On top of that, I have concerns that something like this is just a sweat and stink trap.

Sorry Lululemon, but nothing will make me look attractive while running — not even this romper (which comes in floral print and solid colors). I don’t see the point in spending $98 for something that will give me a wedgie, force me to completely undress for my post-run pee AND give me camel toe to rival that of the Prancercise lady. But if you’re reading this, Lululemon, and feel like proving me wrong, I’d be happy to test one out and report back— that is, if my vagina isn’t still numb from camel toe circulation complications.

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