Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of July 28-August 3, 2014

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Leo (July 23-August 22): Let yourself free! Indulge your wildest fantasies and take chances. Despite having security, which is a dubious thing anyway, trade up in your lifestyle. Take a trip on a whim or live out an extravagant dream. Money will play a cost, as well as family yammerings, but when you choose to push the eject seat from all of it, the payout now can be priceless. Dare to do!

Best Lay Day: Thursday, July 31

Virgo (August 23-September 22): If you see something, say something. This will mean getting into your boo’s face and telling it like it is. Correcting their wrongs will be the bane of your existence now, but it’ll also motivate you to you to dig in your heels even deeper in order to get the validation you deserve. After all, if you’re going to have to put in the work, you’re going to end up with something to show for it.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, July 29

Libra (September 23-October 22): It’s time to stop faking loyalty to someone who isn’t giving you what you need. The sassy side of you will come out, giving you the ability to get on top and claim your turf. But just know that people have been waiting for this moment for a very long time and will have their hands out. Have some humility and get that team behind you, because having backup is crucial to victory now.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, July 31

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You don’t want to be difficult, but enforcing your rules is part of what you’ll take pleasure in and what you will be best at this week. Anyone that falls out of line now will be making a mistake, as you’re going places that any sane person would dream of. No matter. If they don’t have the vision to see your potential and power, trust it’s them and not you, as in they have no more to grow.

Best Lay Day: Sunday, August 3

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You thrive on the ridiculous, which will make this week one of your best. Yes, absurd comedy will be the genre of your life, as oddball coincidences and screwy characters drift in and out of your days. Expect lots of wild and weird information to pass through your ears, as knee-slapping fun with a twist is on the menu. Overall? A surreally seductive week.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, July 31

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You don’t have to show it all off, but if you can’t help yourself, this is the best time to do it, as it’ll come across as joyfully positive rather than smug. So, forget about who you think is listening and put your ear closer to your mouth, because the only one that matters in the audience now is you.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, July 29

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You’ll be savoring the sweet taste of victory, as hunches that have been haunting you will become fact. That’s right, validation arrives when it comes to suspicions you’ve had about what a certain someone is up to and what they are really thinking behind their blank stare. Be the first to see your spidey senses are golden and leave no rock unturned!

Best Lay Day: Thursday, July 31

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Fun, romance and adventure will find you, no matter what personal responsibilities weigh heavy on you now. Even if you have no plans, trust this week will be a page-turner, as a more sexually voluptuous plotline awaits you. If this means tossing aside the priority list once again, let it burn, as your point of view will have an interesting transformation.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, July 29

Aries (March 21-April 19): No boundaries can hold you back now, as all that you’ve wanted to say will find a way of coming out. Yes, frustration will make you pop off, as injustice ignites your anger and awaken your inner warrior. You’ll be out to set the record straight for dummies that didn’t get you the first time around — but this will be the last time you will so.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, July 31

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Be careful about who you laugh about now, as snap judgments will come back to bite you in the ass. Words are traveling fast, but what you hear isn’t going to be all that there is. Sure, you’ll want to sound tough, but save your words and opt for action, like opening up your heart a little wider, as the only way to fuel fires now is through constructive opinions, not critical ones.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, July 29

Gemini (May 21-June 20): It’s okay to blurt out what you know, to whomever needs to hear it. While the messenger will take the brunt of angsty responses, bite the bullet and throw in those two cents now — as it could be the tipping point towards gaining a better position in the direction you want to go.  Otherwise, be ready to witness a house of cards fall on someone you’re rooting for.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, July 31

Cancer (June 21-July 22): You’ll be feeling as motivated as a slug, which is just the speed to be at. How else can you find satisfaction now unless you quiet your life down by ending your obsessions with security and rainy days? Rev up your senses by taking on pleasure for the sole sake of pleasure. Not everything has a deeper meaner and even if it did, who cares?

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, July 29

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