Rejoice! The First “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Trailer Has Arrived!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 24, 2014

That sound you hear is thousands of women making excuses to their husbands/boyfriends/bosses/friends for why they can’t go out tonight, because the first official “Fifty Shades of Grey” trailer has arrived and it needs to be watched over and over again. I have to say, it looks like Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan have done a good job capturing the chemistry between young and innocent Anastasia and pervy control freak Christian … but I remain concerned that the movie won’t be nearly as racy as it should be. There had better be a drawer full of butt plugs in the Red Room Of Pain or I’ll be pissed.