Hillary Clinton might be about to run for office, so that means rumors of her husband cheating are reappearing right on schedule. The latest scuttlebutt comes courtesy of a new book about Secret Service agents called The First Family Detail: Secret Service Agents Reveal the Hidden Lives of Presidents. In it, author Ronald Kessler claims Bill Clinton has a “buxom blond mistress” who visits the former president so frequently at his Chappaqua, New York, home — when Hillary’s not around, of course — that the agents call her “Energizer.” Says Page Six:
[N]one of the normal protocols is followed when Energizer arrives in her SUV, sometimes just minutes after Hillary has left the Westchester house.
Kessler quotes a supervisor informing a new agent: “You don’t stop her, you don’t approach her, you just let her go in.”
Energizer, who is described as charming and friendly, sometimes brought cookies to the agents, according to the book excerpts.
One told Kessler: “It was a warm day, and she was wearing a low-cut tank top, and as she leaned over, her breasts were very exposed. They appeared to be very perky and very new and full … There was no doubt in my mind they were enhanced.”
A tank top on a warm day. You don’t say! Sounds like a slut to me.
Did it ever occur to anyone that maybe this woman is Bill’s trainer? Did anyone taste those cookies to see if they’re made of sugar-free carob and oatmeal? Or that perhaps she’s Bill’s therapist doing a house call? Or a decorator? Bill Clinton’s sweet tooth might be compelling evidence, but sorry, there needs to be more than just “a woman with a possible boob job has come over bearing baked goods” to claim CHEATING.
[Image of Bill Clinton via Shutterstock]
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