South Carolina Woman Tries To Steal Vibrator By Hiding It In Her Baby’s Stroller

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South Carolina Woman Tries To Steal Vibrator By Hiding It In Her Baby's Stroller

I’ll be honest, I happen to think that if you’re going to steal a vibrator from a Spencer’s in South Carolina, hiding the sex toy behind a baby sitting in a stroller is a pretty good plan. I mean, there’s a solid chance that when the alarm goes off as you try and exit the store, the manager may check your bag and pockets, but disturb little Jimmy as he slumbers in his stroller? Maybe not! Unfortunately for Misty Ann Lee (who was obviously born to be a vibrator thief with a name like that), the manager at this particular Spencer’s saw the eager-to-masturbate mom slip the sex toy into the stroller and was not having any of her B.S. denials.

According to GoUpstate.com:

The manager said the woman selected a vibrator and slid it behind a young child in a stroller before leaving the store. The suspect was later identified as Misty Ann Lee….The store manager said she confronted Lee who initially looked like she did not know what the manager was talking about and then retrieved the toy from the stroller, according to a Spartanburg Police Department incident report.

Not that I advocate stealing sex toys — or stealing in general — but Lee’s biggest mistake was not being slick enough. Sorry, was slick a gross word to use in this context? Eh, whatever, HAPPY MONDAY, PEOPLE. [GoUpstate.com]

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