Rapper Andre Johnson Cut Off His Own Penis Because “Sex Is For Mortals And I Am A God”

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Rapper Andre Johnson Cut Off His Own Penis Because "Sex Is For Mortals And I Am A God"
    • Finally, we have answers about why rapper Andre Johnson cut off his own penis and proceeded to jump off a second-story building back in April. He told E! News, “Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control. I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization was that sex is for mortals and I am a god. … Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god.” His junk was successfully reattached, in case you’re wondering. [The Grio]
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