Christina Aguilera Had A Vagina Cake At Her Baby Shower

  • Christina Aguilera’s baby shower featured an “awesomely graphic” vagina cake with the words “Push, Xtina, Push” emblazoned across it. This is one instance where the lack of photographic evidence is actually a relief. [DISAGREE. I want to see it! — Amelia] [Yahoo UK]
  • Rich people problems: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are so “overwhelmed” by the renovations on their $11 million Bel-Air mansion that they want to just sell the place and buy themselves a shiny new one. [Cosmopolitan]
  • The full cast of “Bachelor In Paradise” has been revealed, including Marquel from the current season, Clare from Juan Pablo’s season, and Brooks from Desiree’s season. Get excited! [Hollywood Life]
  • Jessica Simpson would like you to know that in light of her recent nuptials to hubby Eric, she is now going by Jessica Johnson. [Instagram]
  • “Saturday Night Live” actors Noël Wells and John Milhiser have joined Brooks Wheelan on the list of players whose contracts will not be renewed for next season. All three had only joined the cast this year. Nasim Pedrad, a cast member since 2009 who is joining the cast of “Mulaney” with John Mulaney, is also leaving the show. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • Jeff Goldblum, who is in his 60s, got engaged to his 31-year-old gymnast/aspiring actress girlfriend Emilie Livingston. Well, congrats. [Dliisted]
  • Tracy Morgan has spoken publicly for the first time since the car accident that critically injured him and killed one of his friends in June. Morgan was all smiles in front of the camera and grateful for the support he’s received. [New York Daily News]
  • Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are expecting their second child and it’s a girl! Mazel tov! [Us Weekly]
  • Kristin Cavallari shared the first public photos of her two-month-old son, Jaxon, and he’s pretty precious. [HuffPost]

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