15 Imagined Flavors Served At Farrah Abraham’s New Frozen Yogurt Shop

The first thought that popped in my head when I heard about Farrah Abraham opening up her own frozen yogurt shop was “everybody steer clear of anything cream-flavored.” I’m not sure why Farrah, the “Teen Mom” who’s starred in sex tapes like “Backdoor Teen Mom” and “Farrah 2: Backdoor And More” feels the need to venture into the froyo biz, although she did tell us a while back that she was hoping to attend culinary school and pursue “other culinary business endeavors,” so I assume this is one of those endeavors. Until the doors to her Austin, Texas shop open, we’ve come up with some froyo flavors that one might expect from Farrah’s FroCo Fresh Frozen.

  1. Salty Surprise (Salted Caramel)
  2. Back Door Burst (Peanut Butter & Jelly)
  3. Titty Twist (Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl)
  4. Spunky Vanilla (Classic Vanilla)
  5. Money Shot Mint Chip (Mint Chocolate Chip)
  6. Le”Moan” Drop (Lemon)
  7. Jizzberry (Raspberry and Vanilla Cream)
  8. Green Teabags (Green Tea-Infused)
  9. Mouth Full O’ Nuts (Hazelnut and Coconut Swirl)
  10. Butterscotch Spank (Butterscotch)
  11. Banana Slap (Banana)
  12. Nookie and Cream (Chocolate Cookie Swirled In Vanilla)
  13. Moaning Mango (Mango Flavored)
  14. Peaches N’ Scream (Peach and Cream Swirl)
  15. Tipsy Tart (Sweet Rum Flavored)

Mmm, delicious!