US Weekly Confirms Eva Mendes & Ryan Gosling Are Having A Baby

  • This one, via Amelia, naturally: US Weekly has confirmed that Ryan Gosling has indeed broken the promise he made with his eyes that day nearly three years ago when I ran all the way to Whole Foods and stood next to him on the street for a second — Ryan is indeed expecting a child with girlfriend Eva Mendes. Thank you all for your condolences. I am drawing strength from your support during this tough time. As I am a glass half full type of person, I am choosing to see the positive — pregnant at age 40, Mendes gives me hope that I, at age 34, still have about five more years left to have Ryan’s second child. – Amelia P.S. No one better suggest I’m a creep in need of another Goservention, as I am emotionally fragile right now. Back to you, Claire. [Us Weekly]
  • Ke$ha is out of rehab and opening up about the two months she spent being treated for an eating disorder earlier this year.  In an essay for Elle UK, the singer addressed the pressure to be perfect she experienced as a female performer with refreshing honesty: “I’ve always tried to be a crusader for loving yourself, but I’d been finding it harder and harder to do personally…I was wild, crazy and free. I talked about sex, about drinking. When men do that, it’s rock and roll, but when I did it, people assumed I was a train wreck …I felt like a liar, telling people to love themselves as they are, while I was being hateful to myself and really hurting my body.” She added that she’s still a work in progress, but that she aims to be “part of the solution.” We’re rooting for you, Ke$ha! [Idolator]
  • In response to Kanye West’s comment that paparazzi invading his personal life is like rape, ex-“Clueless” star/Fox News wingnut Stacey Dash said he should “go to Rikers” to “know what rape is.” Look, I don’t condone what Kanye said about rape in the least bit. But suggesting a man be punished with prison rape is fucking messed up. [US Weekly]
  • For the past nine months, Miley Cyrus has been semi-secretly dating her Bangerz producer Mike Will Made-It, and the pair is apparently getting pretty serious. [US Weekly]
  • Robert Downey Jr. and his wife Susan Downey are expecting a baby girl in November. Mazel tov! [ABC News]
  • To those of you speculating about George R. R. Martin’s health, he finds it insulting and would like to say “fuck you.” [Daily Dot]
  • What is it that is so appealing about men holding ice cream cones? []
  • Which Hogwarts house would your favorite celebrity be assigned to? [Entertainment Weekly]
  • Marge Simpson has inspired an upcoming MAC makeup collection. One of the eye shadow colors will be called Beehive Blue. Get excited. [Clutch]