Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of July 7-13, 2014

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Cancer (June 21-July 22): You’ll be happy to see your bond with a certain someone get stronger — as in going for it, declaring your love and changing your FB status. For you, security is everything and knowing you have that someone closer to your side will be everything. While you always knew you were a sap, this week, you’ll be oozing all over the carpet with your love.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, July 12

Leo (July 23-August 22): This week will bring energy that will ground you. The only drawback: You’ll be less inclined to be romantic or care to be a part of love. Instead, you’ll want just the basics to keep you steady. That means anyone who is bringing you drama about being cute together will be stomped on — and perhaps for good. If it doesn’t completely fit, you will quit.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, July 9

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Being delirious is one of the pleasant side effects of love, with will lead to everyone giving you side-eye. While you’re floating on a cloud now, you’ll hardly feel the haters wanting to bring you down. No matter, as you feel so good, you’ll only feel compassion for those who can’t feel what you feel or be who you are.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, July 12

Libra (September 23-October 22): You can push and shove, but a wall will appear suddenly. If you want the outcome to work for you, don’t give up or go about trying to knock it down with aggression and anger. To seize victory, you’ll need the precision of a surgeon’s knife in breaking through this obstacle, so you can crawl your way through. With paradise on the other side, it’d be foolish to sit back now.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, July 10

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You’ll get annoyed easily and more severely now — except with that someone who makes you laugh. Yes, this week, the route into your pants is through your funny bone and hitting her just right. Surprises make you wet and when someone shatters your jadedness with witty insight, your drawers will drop. Yes, someone you can laugh with, not laugh at. It’s happening.

Best Lay Day: Monday, July 7

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You’ll be feeling more listless and finicky when it comes to how and who you want to spend your time with. Less will be more now, in terms of your hanging out time, despite what others hype as “cool shit you’re missing out on.” Who cares? You know yourself better than to let anyone rattle you into doing something you’re not interested in. Besides, how you define cool is wherever you’re at.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, July 9

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You’ll be walking taller, smiling wider and living larger. There’s nothing you won’t feel incapable of, as your idealism will guide you. Yes, your mojo will be on full blast. Celebrate by revving up and being bolder in your style and sexuality. Know there’s nothing you can’t pull off now — as this is your lucky week to make yourself over. So, make her fab-u-lous.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, July 12

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You’re going to have a spiritual awakening that’ll give you clarity on an on-going issue in a particular relationship. No more will you toss and turn with guilt over how you could be handling it, as you’ll suddenly see you have more options and this isn’t a dead end. You do and will have the power to get what you want, as loopholes can pop up everywhere now.

Best Lay Day: Sunday, July 13

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’ll be extra popular now, but don’t be shocked to learn people are actually calling to hang with you as their wing-woman, rather than for your company. So, best to approach this week with your own eye on a prize and having what you give out also be what comes back. Friends will be super flexible now, so go ahead and dictate all the plans. They will follow.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, July 8

Aries (March 21-April 19): You’ll be feeling on top of the world. Say, “Hello!” to everyone. Don’t be shy! Reach out and touch anyone, as you’ll have just a way of approaching people and making them give you what you want. Whether it’s a job, love or another accomplishment, there are no limits to what you can conquer, as this week is a good time to rack up many loyal and hard-working minions.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, July 10

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Don’t wait for anyone when it comes to plans. If you’ve been dreaming of a certain vacation and another is dragging, screw them. There is no time for regret now. If you allow others to stop you, it’ll make you bitter — even if you get what you want (after being worn down). Don’t be scared to go at it alone if you have to, because it’s not only possible, but it could be even better.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, July 12

Gemini (May 21-June 20): The universe is making you the keeper of secrets and as the juicy gossip flows into your ears, you’ll be put into a period of reflection that has you confronting a strong force inside you that isn’t all pastel. Beware: This is a week of rough riding.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, July 10

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