Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Penis Wants His Reattached Dick To Appear In Porn

Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Penis Wants His Reattached Dick To Appear In Porn

Perhaps you remember the story of Andre Johnson (aka Christ Bearer), the rapper who, back in April, cut off his own penis (second item) and then jumped off a second floor balcony.  (He claims he was high on PCP at the time, making this story pretty much the best PCP deterrent I’ve ever heard.) Well, there’s good news! In May, doctors were able to complete a successful surgical reattachment of Johnson’s johnson and that it’s now “fully functional” again. Um, really? That’s amazing!

“Does it work?! Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick?” Johnson yelled in a video you can watch on TMZ.

Johnson sounds confident, but I dunno. Perhaps like me, you’re also thinking to yourself, Eh, I’d have to see it to believe it. Well, EVEN BETTER NEWS: Johnson is apparently very interested in showing what his newly mended cock can do and would like to star in a porn film — and Vivid’s Steve Hirsch is apparently “very interested.” STAY TUNED! [TMZ via Gawker]

 

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