Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of June 30-July 5, 2014

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Cancer (June 21-July 22): Your heart may be able to forgive, but keep one eye open and be on the lookout for snakes behind a Buddha smile. This week has a few trap doors that can be a hit or miss, because someone you didn’t think was capable of undermining you will. While there may be good intentions for their behavior, you know what they say about hell. Expect a hard memory to erase.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, July 3

Leo (July 23-August 22): You know what they say about too many chefs in the kitchen. However, in your case, the people that will be chiming in won’t even have the experience or insight to say anything that has any substance. People will love talking out of their ass at you, which will sometimes make lies sound sweet, but trust this time around, they’ll all be sour.

Best Lay Day: Monday, June 30

Virgo (August 23-September 22): There’s no pleasing anyone now, so if you have to pull a dick move, do it and let things fall into place. Answering to anyone now is a mistake. Don’t subordinate yourself to being part of a grind and go at it alone. Find your voice. Lead a revolution. This week, to be successful there are only two parts: leader and followers.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, July 2

Libra (September 23-October 22): If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Don’t let logic slip your mind when you want to take an easier way out. There are no shortcuts now and as lucky as you feel, be mindful of what you agree to. Of course, optimism is a beautiful thing, but this week it can make you a sucker. You’re better than that! Just note: If you sweat this week, you’re doing it right.

Best Lay Day: Friday, July 4

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): In love, there will be much that will go without answers now. If you care about your boo or whoever you have in your bed, then you are going to have to let it go and just leave the unknown as is. This is not a time when you will have so much control over what your baby is up to or is after, but if you knew everything now, it would likely make you wretch.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, July 3

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Throw the hot potato at your baby and see how fast they can catch it. This is your “in case of an emergency moment.” Not that you are one to play games, but you have to do what you have to do. Even you need peace of mind, which is the only thing you can guarantee for yourself now, so grab it and face its music.

Best Lay Day: Monday, June 30

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): This is going to be a up-and-down kind of week, when you’ll do some coasting and crashing. Each day will have its own personality and you’ll need to juggle a cavalcade of anxieties from yourself and others. Yes, keep the Xanax close by.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, July 3

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You can’t keep denying that what you feel and what you think are two different things. However, they don’t have to be. Rethink the rules you force yourself to follow, as if the future has to be some sort of ideal that is the opposite of where you are now. In other words, stop the needless suffering for love. This week, you’ll find a way to release a few of the chains that bind you and it will be hot.

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, July 1

Pisces (February 20-March 20): It’s great that the object of your affection is confident, but without humility it’s a lie. This week, expect to see another side of who you’re into and their ability to laugh at themselves. Yes, a major turning point, as you’ve had your fair share of babies with bruised egos, and you know how that winds up. This week, make sure the characters in your life can keep the plot thick.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, July 3

Aries (March 21-April 19): Read the fine print and then read it again. There is no shame in going deep into the details and asking questions. Who cares what reaction you get for asking? People around you will be filled with judgment now, anyway, but don’t let it stop you and what you need to get done. So, stay informed, no matter how much you need to annoy others. Screw them.

Best Lay Day: Monday, June 30

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Kiss the sky each morning and make skipping a form of transportation. Get back in touch with your inner child in a hippie-dippy way. Now is when a “new-agey” approach can help you resolve major mental issues that have been haunting you as of late. There is sweetness every day this week, if you aren’t shy about getting your granola on.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, July 3

Gemini (May 21-June 20): When all that you want lies in front of you, which will you choose first? Your gut reactions may betray you, but that is the double-edge sword of being who you are. Nail-biting soap opera dramas are your thing now and despite knowing yourself as well as you can, there will always be an infinite abyss that lays beneath. Be ready for a nose-dive into your darker psyche starting now.

Best Lay Day: Friday, July 4

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