Meet Danielle, a New Jersey woman who likes to hang out with a life-size cardboard Bradley Cooper cutout and document it on Instagram because, well, who wouldn’t? Bradley accompanies Danielle on trips to the grocery store, workout sessions, naps on the couch, and even romantic carousel rides. Danielle’s kids hang out with Bradley, too, and sometimes her husband (who seems mildly disinterested in the whole thing) also shows up in her pictures with Brad (see one after the jump!).
My favorite part of Danielle’s life with Bradley is the “Today With Bradley” feature on her website, which is exactly what it sounds like. She explains the reason for her fake-celeb studded lifestyle on her website:
Because, friends, this is America. So why not? The fact is, while most of us don’t actually live our lives with movie stars, many of us wish we did. And so, being a forward-thinking American, I have taken the bull by the horns, the horse by the reigns, the cardboard cutout of Bradley Cooper by the shoulders, and just pretended that I do. This is the land of the free and the brave, where all things can happen. Especially if you make them happen. Who am I to buck the system? If I want a life with Bradley Cooper, well, then … I’ll just make one up.
Chalk it all up to patriotism. Danielle is doing it all for the sake of the good old U.S. of A. Now, if only the real Bradley Cooper would take note of the site and pay Danielle a visit.
[Image via Instagram]