That Shit Cray: Jay Z And Kanye Are Having A Catfight

  • Jay Z and Beyoncé didn’t show up to Kanye’s wedding, when rumors said Jay was supposed to be the best man. I think we can agree — regardless of your feelings about the Kardashians — that was kinda harsh. Now at Austin’s X Music festival, Kanye reportedly replaced Jay’s name in lyrics with “Joe Camel” or skipped it entirely. NEW THEORY: that elevator assault occurred because Solange is actually on Team ‘Ye. [Guardian UK]
  • Angelina Jolie says the wing-tearing scene in “Maleficent” is a “metaphor for rape.” [US Weekly]
  • Here’s Prince Harry snuggling with a billy goat. [Dlisted]
  • Poppy, the world’s oldest cat, died today at age 24. RIP Poppy! [SparkLife]
  • “Fargo” actress Allison Tollman talked back to some body-shaming nimrods on Twitter. [The Mary Sue]
  • Robin Thicke went shopping for a two-foot-tall crystal. Seems like such a good use of money. [TMZ]
  • Seven things that happen in every Nicholas Sparks movie. [Hello Giggles]
  • Grumpy Cat is set to star in her first movie called “Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever.” And who says there are no good roles for women? [US Weekly]
  • Snelfie = a sneezing selfie. []
  • Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino now owns a tanning salon in New Jersey (of course), but his employees called the police after their paychecks bounced. [TMZ]

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