In fairness, I will pretty much try anything besides hanging out with medium-to-large birds and bungee jumping, but FORIA cannabis lube is exactly the kind of thing I am dying to try. I love cannabis! I love lube! I love the idea of my vagina getting high! Tell me more! According to Cosmo, the (bong water-based?) lube “contains medical marijuana that is blended with MCT or coconut oil,” while Nerve.com says that the response to the product will vary from woman to woman, likely depending on what her typical response to marijuana is in general. But creator Mathew Gerson explains the sensations thusly:
“Women report a sense of embodiment, a sense of dropping into a more full relationship to sexual sensations, and sensations around the body. As you can imagine, as that builds up to orgasm, if orgasm is a part of your experience, then that can lead to intensification and a more full body experience.”
I’ve orgasmed while high before and it can be extra awesome, just because you’re more “aware” of the minute physical sensations throughout the body, so I’m way into what Gerson is selling. Speaking of selling it, FORIA will be priced at $88 per bottle, which is obviously expensive for lube, but contains 30 “servings,” which is a decent deal for weed I suppose. So, Mathew Gerson, if you’re reading this, I am very, very interested in testing this product and reviewing it for The Frisky’s pervy, pot-loving readers. Email me!