Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of June 2-9, 2014

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Minor delays are going to screw up your flow, alter plans of attack and raise your ire to the roof. Yes, heavy eyeliner and black clothes are in order now, as you’ll want to emphasize the injustices against you. However, don’t let the self-pity get out of hand, as there are reserves of ingenuity you can dredge up from the deepest parts within you. If you do, by week’s end, you’ll see some light.

Best Lay Day: Friday, June 7

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Shocking run-ins are going to happen this week, making you feel like you might faint from surprise. Yes, be prepared to have an awkward conversations or two. No matter, as it’s a small world and it was going to happen one day anyway, so why not now? Despite the weirdness, it’ll feel good to get rid of this ghost that haunted you more than you were willing to admit.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, June 5

Leo (July 23-August 22): If you thought your boo was difficult, unfortunately, this week, the crankiness goes up a few more notches. Yes, drama is going full throttle, and your head will want to explode. Of course, then there will be those pangs of gut-wrenching nostalgia and attraction. Yes, many thorns on the rose now. Don’t get pricked the wrong way!

Best Lay Day: Tuesday, June 3

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Reconnecting with people will feel impossible. There will be too many variables to be anal about social plans now. Don’t take it too personally when cancellations happen, because more than a few times they’ll wind up being happy accidents, bringing you to places that would have been better than your original plans.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, June 5

Libra (September 23-October 22): Get crazy happy when you want to. This is a week for indulgence and feeling part of the moment. If you take anything too seriously, especially with relatives, you will just lose it. People are going to try to push you around — don’t take it. Instead, toss it back. Screw people who can’t respect you, as now is when they’ll learn never to underestimate you again.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, June 7

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Don’t misinterpret signs — even if you have a freaky run-in with someone you were once serious about or a hot hotties you’ve been eyeing. The fact is this will be a weird week of trying to accept the randomness, because you’ll have plenty of reasons and opportunities to project what you want instead of what’s there. Don’t do it.

Best Lay Day: Friday, June 6

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You’ll be waking up happier when routines in your life will get an upgrade of some sort and will have you making more posh decisions. Yes, there will be a musical theatre quality to your week, where you’ll feel like you have the world in the palm of your hand and you’ll want to want to sing and dance about it.

Best Lay Day: Monday, June 2

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): When it’s right, you don’t have to make sense every minute of every day to that special someone. If it’s going to be a match, it’s already good. Chemistry isn’t something that happens with words. So, be able to withstand a few awkward moments of silence. Besides, it’s likely your boo is also feeling the same giddy confusion, as this week will have a ‘two becomes one’ feeling about it.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, June 5

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Get second opinions — on everything! Trust and accuracy will be a tough combo to find, but until you get answers you know are right, don’t settle on one option. Perspective is crucial now, as in finding a subjective voice to help guide you through these murky waters. Yes, acquire as much information as you can, as knowledge is the power that will cut your uncertainty out at its core.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, June 7

Pisces (February 20-March 20): It’s a mad world; so don’t get too intellectual about your relationship now. If you do, it’ll totally make you go Edgar Allen Poe on yourself, casting a maudlin aura around you that won’t have you winning anything. Don’t give into this self-sabotaging way of communicating with yourself now. Instead, hit ignore and head back into the party.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, June 5

Aries (March 21-April 19): Don’t jump on the bandwagon. If too many people are involved, it won’t be your thing and will mislead you. Yes, many people just don’t have a clue and this week, you might run into all of them. Avoid the wild goose chase by ignoring their advice. Instead, trust in the stars and yourself to dig for solutions, because this week will sadly be run by dummies.

Best Lay Day: Sunday, June 8

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Pull up a chair and stay a while — that’ll be the attitude for yourself and others this week. You’ll love to linger and won’t mind that others will want to hang for the ride too. After all, you’re not in a rush, as that sets the wrong tone for you. As for those that do push you to move faster now, feel free to switch lanes, where you can be at your speed and you can let them pass.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, June 5