“The Bachelorette” Superlatives: Andi Goes On The Most Embarrassing & Unhinged Dates In “Bachelorette” History

For some reason, ABC has decided that one two-hour episode a week just isn’t enough “Bachelorette.” This week, there are two two-hour episodes of my favorite reality TV dating show, one last night and then another tonight. Yay, four hours of “The Bachelorette” — how did I get so lucky? The good news is, last night’s episode was significantly less depressing than last week’s, but it was also easily among the weirdest episodes I’ve ever seen. Let’s dole out some superlatives and you’ll see what I mean!

STUPIDEST BRO DRAMA: Josh & JJ Confront Andrew

So apparently, a couple weeks prior, while the dudes were out to eat — Where were they out to eat? I didn’t think they could leave the fake mansion on the studio lot?? — a hostess gave Andrew her number and he bragged about it to some of the other guys. Now that JJ and Josh have started to fall for Andi — i.e. want to weed out the competition — they decided to make a mountain out of a mole hill and “confronted” Andrew about cheating on Andi by getting a chick’s number. For starters, anyone will two eyes and two ears can tell Andrew is gay. Secondly, who cares? I got the sense that the hostess gave HIM her number, that he didn’t ask for it, and that he was just bragging about it because men are fucking stupid sometimes. I mean, I think Andrew is annoying (and again, major gay vibes), but JJ and Josh puffin’ up their chests like a couple of male pigeons was really annoying as well. Looks like more goes down with this in tonight’s episode, though.

Roses: Josh, JJ, Nick, Marcus, Brian, Marquel, Tasos, Cody, Patrick, Chris, Eric, Dylan and Andrew

Eliminated: Brett and Bradley