Now Available For XXX Enthusiasts: Just-For-Porn Headphones

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If you’re sick of watching porn and having to lower the volume for fear that your roommate/partner/neighbors will hear all of those sensual moans and groans, have we got good news for you!

A Taiwanese company called LOVEPALZ –  which currently makes automated air pressurized genital stimulators for both men and women, and is apparently the NASA of sex toys —  has developed headphones to be used specifically while watching porn. Ladobies are said to enhance the listening experience of porn by making every lick, flick and exhale sound closer and clearer, like the people you’re watching/listening to are “just next to you.” YES, PLEASE.

Obviously the 4D surround sound capabilities of these headphones would also be ideal for jamming out to some rad pop songs, watching chick flicks with your man and YouTube videos of cats and things, but come on … why do that when you can feel like Manuel Ferrara is doing the nasty right next to you? I don’t care what you say, that’s 15 times better than watching “Frozen.” [LOVEPALZ]

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