Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of May 26-June 1, 2014

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Gemini (May 21-June 20): Don’t get lured in by comfort, because the minute you submit to a routine, you’ll squandering your kinetic mental energy that could otherwise fuel amazing change. Mastery is out there for you, but it’ll mean putting aside the drink, donut, cigarette, or whatever your vice is to bring forth the smartest part of you.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 28

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Every minute of every day can’t be hot, and to work with that logic as your primary motto won’t get you far now. Watch out, as your dreams are going to get a nightmarish hue and will force you to confront the source of your current negative thinking. Yes, it may sound a bit too sci-fi, but it’s no joke. Whatever is next, start with buckling your safety belt.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, May 31

Leo (July 23-August 22): Whip out the charm, because schmoozing and oozing with new people that intrigue you is what you’ll be best at this week. This means forces beyond the celestial will be rooting for you, so you can’t miss. Yes, trust that you’ll hit home runs every time! So, make your aim true and don’t let this moment go without making it major.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 28

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Get ready with an arsenal of gratitude, as it’ll be in your best interests to listen to a friend’s advice. Know that there are nuggets of wisdom to be found within many of those dear to you, and all you have to do is dig a little deeper than just the surface. Not that you’ll roll over easy to all their ideas, but trust that now is when an objective point of view will hold keys to the answers you seek.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, May 31

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Libra (September 23-October 22): “No one is the boss of you!” Repeat this 10 times everyday when you wake up. The life you’re living now is the accumulation of the choices you’ve made and they were good ones at that. Appreciate those decisions. In no time, you see this as your freedom, as the shackles you hold yourself in now are totally psychological.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 28

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You’ve been on a rocky road, but a detour will open up allowing you to find a new release. So strong, it’ll likely make you giddy, yet hazy — which will dull your defenses. Not that it’ll make you dumb, just more open-minded. Yes, time to stretch out wings and consider this the break you’ve been hoping for to fly towards a new Utopia.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, May 31

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): There are a lot of reasons to not give a shit this week, but taking the road of least resistance is not going to make the statement you want. In fact, retreating in anger can set off a chain reaction in others, leaving you deeper in a hole of frustration. Power in numbers is coming, but you need to be the one in charge for it to work out now.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 28

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): When you care, you try until you’re exhausted of breath and pride. If you feel on the brink of losing it again, don’t back away, because heading further into your emotions is the only way to bring you out the other side of this current lesson. Yes, walk through the fire to lay your truth on the line — it’s the foundation you’ll need before safely laying yourself down next.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, May 31

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): There is going to be a lot of intimate show-and-tell happening in your life now, which will entertain you and make you gasp. Yes, a little bit of everything, with a dash of drama, a pinch of suspense, and an array of comedy, horror, documentary, animation, etc. No way will you know whether to come or go, but lucky for you, your best strategy is to lie there and take it.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 28

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Even Hercules won’t be able to open up your heart now, as the romance of melancholia will feel more potently dramatic and moving when you’re alone. Yes, there will be many thoughts, ideas, and memories that’ll haunt now, feeling as if they’re blackening your soul. However, once you hit that extreme, you’ll be ready to bounce back. Drama? Yes. Defeat? Never!

Best Lay Day: Saturday, May 31

Aries (March 21-April 19): You’re not big on sharing. So, if anyone is trying to grab for a piece of yours, slap their hand back and hold down your turf. It’s not that you’re being rude, because it’s not you who’s breaking the rules. However, you’ll have to be tough in enforcing them. Sure, playing good cop will suck, but if you want others to behave, there will be no other way. Pack your psychological Taser and go!

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 28

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You’re losing momentum in wanting to impress that certain someone, as jaded feelings are returning. However, the situation will hit a wall, causing you to open up and reach a place where you’ll be authentic with your significant other. Yes, it’ll feel like you’re sloughing off alien skin, but that’s love and with each new one, the experience, like fingerprints, are never the same.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, May 31

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