Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of May 19-25, 2014

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Gemini (May 21-June 20): This week, give forward-ho multiple meanings, as there are many leaps and bounds to make now. Yes, mental gears are shifting, making you think logically about what you can get for what you give. That doesn’t mean being shady, but moving ahead is about getting better and giving better.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 21

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Routine and a certain hierarchy that people around you enforce will wear you down no longer. After feeling backed up against a wall, a epiphany will occur and you’ll get some instant extra spine. You’ll be decisive in looking out for yourself and doing what feels right. Make this week yours for the taking.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, May 22

Leo (July 23-August 22): A new acquaintance will cross your path, making you see time in a whole new way — as in it’s not about life happening when you “grow up,” but facing the fact that it’s happening as you read this. Your habit of idealizing a future, as if it’ll arrive over a gilded horizon, is something you’re going to have to rectify. As they say, “You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself.”

Best Lay Day: Saturday, May 24

Virgo (August 23-September 22): You’ll be obsessed with security, which can make you double check locks, or even worse, scan through your boo’s phone while they’re in the loo. However, resist starting up a new OCD behavior that can easily snowball into a big mess. Do not attempt to fix what is not broken. Yes, despite the weird voices going on in your head, give your morality the last word in all decisions this week.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, May 22

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Libra (September 23-October 22): You’ll want to hump up on everything this week, but don’t be an animal. Instead, tame your inner wild child and channel that energy into something more than getting off. While it’s great to get laid, it’s even better to get paid now. All that passion pulsing through you will be beneficial to spreading that wealth in and beyond the pleasure zone. So says your stars.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 21

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Your power to manifest will be working in reverse, making things come in opposite of what you envision. For example, you get a left-of-center version of what you want or put back into a scenario that appears to have lost its charm. Yes, you’ll be rolling your eyes this week, but when you get into the swing of things, you’ll appreciate the humor of it all and see everything is as it must be.

Best Lay Day: Friday, May 23

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): There are only so many compromises one can make, even for love. While you have tried to maneuver about with what you can live without many times, this week will bring on a new attitude, and you’ll realize there is nothing you have to give up to live as you want. Pieces of the right puzzle fit easily together. Those that don’t are defects and need to be discarded.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, May 24

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): There is only so much creativity to tap, much of which has already been done a million times over. However, why be so grim? It’s only a statistic; an accumulation of numbers for a time capsule that only explains a second of you. Yes, you expand, as everything shrinks, and that’s okay. This week, existential crisis come and go. Own it.

Best Lay Day: Monday, May 19

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): If you’re going to let out the she-devil, go all out! Give yourself that WTF moment. For everyone that didn’t notice you, this is the time to give what-really-lies-beneath realness. Make others drop their jaws and live in the shock value of honesty. After all, for many, it won’t matter much, as their brains hardly worked anyway.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, May 20

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Lately it’s felt like you’re in a constant state of deja vu. You’re meeting the same person, experiencing the same tastes and even walking the same routes. All is too familiar now, which just means you are in dire need of a change of pace and scenery. At least once this week, jump into your car, onto your bike or into your favorite shoes and venture to a place unknown. #reboot.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, May 22

Aries (March 21-April 19): Hooray for you, as this week will have you reaching the finish line with an effort that has often felt completely foreign. Although you deserve a parade, there won’t be time. Not to say the fanfare isn’t going to eventually arrive for you, but it’s on its own schedule. For now, accept you’re just going to have to let it surprise you.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, May 24

Taurus (April 20-May 20): It’s not your job to have to decode odd behavior. So, when a spurt of bizarre and disrespectful happenings with your latest boo occur, distance yourself. After all, they’re not Helen Keller and you’re not paid to deal. Direct communication isn’t the lost wonder of the world; so don’t be forgiving of anyone who can’t just seem to say “thank you.”

Best Lay Day: Monday, May 19

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