Sarah Paulson On Michael Fassbender: “He Just Looks At You, And You Want To Take Your Clothes Off”

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 18, 2014

“Michael Fassbender is a man. He just looks at you, and you want to take your clothes off. Let me just say this — once he kissed me on the mouth to say hello, and I almost fainted. The kiss was very platonic on his part. I could smell what he had for breakfast in the morning, you know what I mean? He could eat a pile of shit, and it would smell good on him.”

Sarah Paulson’s description of Michael Fassbender in the new issue of New York confirms first hand what I always suspected about the “Shame” actor — he is sex on a stick. [Instagram]