Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of May 12-18, 2014

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Taurus (April 20-May 20): All those weird ulterior motives you’ve been working on and the wack ones your man operates with are going to come to a head and break the case wide open. Major emotions will pour out, shifting the dynamic of your chemistry. Yes, it could be a miracle or absolute mayhem, as you are an all or nothing lady — remember that and refuse to settle for crumbs now.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 14

Gemini (May 21-June 20): An old competitor is going to come out of the shadows to give you a run for your money. Whatever. Archenemies are what make superheroes realize their greatness. Without the challenge to bring out your powers, you won’t be able to become who you are destined to be. Yes, embody all that is right and fight the bigger fights.

Best Lay Day: Monday, May 12

Cancer (June 21-July 22): You’re going to have to haul ass to keep the love fiesta going, as you’ll be in charge of bringing it this week. While it’s nice to play princess, sitting on a throne and feeling the love, this is when inspiring the one you love with greatness is about coming back down to earth. Yes, even Prince William, a Cancer, flew coach. So, now it’s time to also humble yourself.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 14

Leo (July 23-August 22): Accept no imitations, as there will be someone who has a tendency to puff up their chest and boast more than they can promise. While you can see that it’s insecurity that drives them, realize you don’t have to be so compassionate or patient with your guidance — besides, the boredom will make you snap. Realize there may be a few more good pumps in ‘em, but not much more after.

Best Lay Day: Friday, May 16

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Virgo (August 23-September 22): A competitive friend will be oozing with shocking gossip, so prepare for TMI overload. They’ll be out to destroy someone and wanting you to join their side. While hating is a fun team sport on occasion, this isn’t one of those times. Luckily, this is also a perfect week to use your baby as your scapegoat, so feel free to think creatively in order to skirt ridiculous dramas now.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, May 17

Libra (September 23-October 22): Where you lay your body this week won’t bring you the peace of mind you think it will. Just as you think you can leave your worries behind, there will be a weird feeling that could stir up your jealousy in a way you haven’t witnessed in years. Yes, your inner dragon will be blowing green fire and it won’t just char, it can decimate.

Best Lay Day: Monday, May 12

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Hooray for you, as this is a week when you’ll finally see more excitement on the horizon, with your name out and about on everyone’s lips. Yes, your reputation will be preceeding you and in a superb way. So, doll yourself up, click those heels and let the adventure unfold, as the winds of change will start to stir and where you’ll end up will be far from Kansas.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 14

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Be warned: This week will be an emotional roller coaster and you’ll feel like your own worst enemy, your brain turning and churning  with “what ifs.” However, it’s all part of a process and if you go through all the possibilities, you’ll find that all the choices you’ve made were correct and at the end of the week, you’ll be back to owning your brilliance and your bodaciousness.

Best Lay Day: Friday, May 16

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Whoever you’re sweatin’ is going to get cliquey, leaving you on the outskirts. While it’s great to have friends that they can feel intimate with, it’s another thing to purposely make you feel left out. Passive aggressive behavior is going to pop up everywhere now, with the object of your affection thinking if they’re “popular” it’s ok. Well, it’s not.

Best Lay Day: Saturday, May 17

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You’re going to have to choose where to put your energy and karma, because if you want a brass ring now, it may mean knocking others over to get to the front of the line. After all, hard work only gets you so far — now it’s time to blast to the finish with no mercy, showing everyone you want and deserve the glory the most.

Best Lay Day: Monday, May 12

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You don’t have to speak the same language to feel the love. In fact, it’ll work out better if you don’t, literally or metaphorically, as you have an open window to project your fantasies and live a small dream. So, swim against the stream and do it all night long. However, take note that in exchange for the romantic perfection, the clock that’ll strike midnight fast.

Best Lay Day: Wednesday, May 14

Aries (March 21-April 19): Just as you reach the edge of your patience, there’ll be something that pushes you over a bit more, making you see a long fall down. However, this suspense isn’t for naught, even when you’re saved in the nick of time, as this neurotic lapse will become another part of your mental vernacular. Yes, life has its sick jokes sometimes and this week will give you resolution on one of them.

Best Lay Day: Thursday, May 15

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