The conclusion I reached after downloading, cropping, uploading and naming the 110 images in this gallery of all the stars on the 2014 Met Ball red carpet: If you didn’t get an invite, you aren’t one. A STAR, I mean. Because anyone who’s anyone, who’s been anyone in the last, oh, five years, was seemingly on the red carpet at Vogue‘s biggest party of the year. Sure, some people who weren’t there — ahem, Gwyneth Paltrow, ahem — probably just declined, but if you’re an actress in Hollywood and you’re flippin’ through this gallery being like, “Dang, why didn’t I get an invite?” I suggest you call up your agent, publicist and manager for an emergency powwow, because that’s a damn sign your career is flatlining. Anyhoo, let’s click through to see what everyone wore. Which looks did you love? Which failed to impress? Share in the comments!