Police Release Kurt Cobain Letter Calling Courtney Love “A Bitch With Zits”

  • Police released a note found inside Kurt Cobain’s wallet the day he committed suicide which reads, “Do you Kurt Cobain take Courtney Michelle Love to be your lawful shredded wife even when she’s a bitch with zits and siphoning all yr money for doping and whoring…” It’s unclear whose handwriting is on the note, which was written on stationary from the Phoenix Hotel in California. [Billboard]
  • Neverendingly-obnoxious James Franco insisted to Howard Stern he never had sex with Lindsay Lohan, despite bragging about it in “This Is The End.” “It’s a lie: I will swear on my mother’s life that I never had sex with her,” he said. “All right, we maybe kissed … it was lame. I can’t believe she put me on that private list. She’s so delusional.” Why do I still believe Lindsay on this one? [Huffington Post]
  • Jennifer Lawrence got drunk and puked at Madonna’s Oscars’ after-party this year. [Page Six]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow wore a $895 hoodie. And you can, too, should you choose to consciously uncouple with your credit rating. [Eonline]
  • Uh oh, is Hillary Duff converting to Scientology? [RadarOnline]
  • Love triangle alert: Emilia Clarke from “Game Of Thrones” is reportedly into both her “GoT” co-star Kit Harrington and Cory Michael Smith, her co-star from the Broadway adaptation of “Breakfast At Tiffany’s.” [Daily Mail UK]
  • Bad, bad people called “pet flippers” are stealing dogs from owners and pet shops and selling them. Another reason to get your dog a microchip! [New York Observer]
  • “Moulin Rouge” and “The Great Gatsby” director Baz Luhrmann is in talks to direct a biopic of Elvis Presley. [The Wrap]
  • A restaurant in Melbourne, Australia, now delivers grilled cheese via parachute. [Fast Company]
  • Meet Kabosu, the real Shibu Inu dog behind the doge meme. [The Verge]
  • The Toronto Public Library has been asked to shelve the Dr. Seuss book Hop On Pop because it “encouraged children to use violence against their fathers.” Wait until these people get a load of The Cat In The Hat. [UPI]

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