Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 28-May 4, 2014

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Taurus (April 20-May 20): You’re going to feel the power of the stars pulsating in and all around you, as this is your ultimate week to embrace with open arms, legs and heart. There is going to be a sense of love and power you haven’t had in ages. Show off what you have, no matter how modest you are, because everyone will be whistling and hollering in the right way back at you.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Tuesday, April 29

Gemini (May 21-June 20): There are going to be way more moments of deja vu, but take them in stride. This is just fate playing with you and making your brain wander the infinite possibilities where your life could lead, impressing them into your DNA. Yes, sentimental emotions will find a way to humble you, but you’ll love taking it in, on your knees, back, etc…

Best Day To Get Lucky: Thursday, May 1

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Show your fangs and prove that you’re serious about doing whatever it takes to defend your relationship, including making whatever sacrifice for the greater good of your boo. All you have to do is connect with the passion inside of you, as it will tell you all you need to do to get this ball rolling and claim your victory, as it is do or die time.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Tuesday, April 29

Leo (July 23-August 22): You’ll hold a few keys for someone close to you, making it a week of ass-kissing like no other. Too bad for them, your ego’s appetite will also be rumbling and it’ll take extra effort on their part to make you feel properly satiated. So, expect (or demand) more than just the basic wining and dining, as it’s going to take creativity and soul to touch your heart in the ways it needs to.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Sunday, May 4

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Virgo (August 23-September 22): Whatever denials you have will wear out their potency now. Yes, time to see truth, stripped down. Sure, this will have you running into an existential crisis, but no matter, as solutions are your talent. So, trust that when you hit that bleak bottom, there is also enough force to push you back up, if you choose: power of the phoenix or apathy of a worm? You decide.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Tuesday, April 29

Libra (September 23-October 22): There are going to be eyes all over watching you, making you feel as if you have to rethink all your steps. Plus, snide remarks will be peppering this week, making you feel as if you are running through a jungle without a map. While your resources will be in short supply, your resolution won’t be and no matter how exhausted you are, pick up the pace and out run your enemies.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Sunday, May 4

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): There is only so low anyone can bow down to you, but still be fuckable. Yes, there is a delicate line that divides devotion and delusion now, so don’t be fast to throw down just anywhere with anyone, as there are strings attached everywhere and thus many traps to negotiate through. As is the law of power, never accept the first offer. Better yet, make them beg.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Tuesday, April 29

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Keep your generosity to a minimum, as it won’t get you ahead in the way you think it will. In fact, if you give away too much of yourself now, it’ll backfire. People are greedy and no matter how sincere they can come across now, there is a game that is being played and if you don’t wise up to its rules, your heart will get trampled on. Yes, keep lovers close, tricks even closer.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Sunday, May 4

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Remain elegant, but keep stealth in your flirtations, because igniting a chase that makes you appear more elusive is the goal. Not to say you aren’t a luxury most can’t afford, but the anxiety you feel to want to be with that certain someone already can make you too weak in the knees and now is not the time to bend. Yes, romance will be calling, but pick up it up on the third ring.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Tuesday, April 29

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You aren’t going to know what you feel until you get to that exact moment when you have to put your name down and make a bigger physical commitment that will set the foundations of your life in a new place. While a gray cloud will hover over your head as you make this transition, avoid showing your worry, as no one will think being a damsel in distress now is cute.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Thursday, May 1

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Too much information can ruin a good thing. Unfortunately, you won’t be able to run far from the words coming at you now and it’ll make you see how crucial proper timing can be. However, it’s not so much the facts that you learn now that will be so hard to swallow; it’s the presentation of them that will piss you off. Sorry, some people just have no tact.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Tuesday, April 29

Aries (March 21-April 19): Beware of being at the wrong place at the wrong time. If you’re sensing a weird energy, move away from it STAT. There is nothing wrong to come of your gut reactions now, so don’t second-guess the visceral discomfort of the responses your body will have. Not that you need barf bags as you wander your way though the week, but read the signs before you enter.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Sunday, May 4

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