The 5 Worst Things About Getting A Job In A Small Town

Cracked / April 23, 2014

I live in the perpetually repressed Midwest (feel free to use that as your goth-rockabilly band name) where jobs are as scarce as its citizens’ political debates that don’t use the N-word. The area is basically town, corn, town, corn, corn, corn, town, corn … so unless you’re made of fertilizer, there’s not much available for you to do. So when I hear people using phrases like “just get a job” when talking about the poor, I can’t help but think that they’ve never walked in their half-eroded, knockoff Walmart shoes. It’s hard for a financially secure person to understand why it’s so difficult if they haven’t lived it.

I have. And I can tell you that the hurdles small-town people face come equipped with razor wire and live ammo watchtowers. Read more on Cracked…