Michelle Obama To Appear On “Nashville”

  • FLOTUS will appear on an upcoming “military-themed” episode of “Nashville” set at Fort Campbell Army base in Kentucky. This appearance is in addition to another upcoming cameo on “Parks & Recreation.” Do you have your SAG card yet, Michelle? [Vanity Fair]
  • Vibrators look like cellphones now. [Nerve]
  • Peaches Geldof’s funeral will be held this Monday in Kent, England, in the church where her parents married. The cause of the 25-year-old’s sudden death still hasn’t been determined. [Page Six]
  • Could the “Game Of Thrones” poisoning happen in real life? [Boing Boing]
  • You know you need a last-days-of-Passover survival guide. [The Luxury Spot]
  • “Saturday Night Live” scene-stealer Kate McKinnon is starring in a new comedy called “Intramural” about a flag football team. [The Maude]
  • 10 porn positions that don’t work in real life. [Cosmopolitan]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow is on a “blatant charm offensive” to get us all to stop hating her. [Page Six]
  • Surprise, surprise, a sex scandal is rocking the Duggars’ Christian patriarchy movement. [The Daily Beast]
  • 100 not-so-serious ways to explain to other people why you’re crying. [SparkLife]
  • ’80s pop singer Debbie Gibson has announced that she is suffering from Lyme disease. [US Weekly]

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