Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 7-13, 2014

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Aries (March 21-April 19): Your brain will overload on vengeful ideas, as your heart will work in more sentimental directions. While you fight with your conscience, time is ticking and your compulsions will only grow stronger. Accept you can’t always be a saint and slip into the dark side, as ultimately, it’ll give you peace. After all, compassion is sweet, but it’s also your kryptonite now.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Tuesday, April 8

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You’ll always have freedom, but whether you choose to take advantage of it is another thing. So, as invites come pouring in from a questionable source, leaving you to wonder what strings are attached, realize there are no answers to be found unless you try it out. Your wings can fly in many ways, but you’re never going to know how high or wide until you take that first step.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Friday, April 11

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Belligerence is inevitable this week, as it’ll seem as if everyone is trying to pick a fight with you. Sure, you are the common thread and it’ll make you wonder if you’re to blame, but know that you’re not. People are going to be way more demonic and filled with angst that usual. So, put up your psychic antennae and feel out which battles come with reward and which don’t.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Sunday, April 13

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Load up on affirmations, because you’ll need those mantras to push your mind beyond the usual confinements. This is the week when you are heading into the finale of a marathon you’ve been pacing yourself on and the finish line is in sight. Don’t trip yourself up or hesitate to push even harder, because at this point, it’s you against the clock.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Monday, April 7

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Leo (July 23-August 22): You’re going to be on the hunt to find out the truth about someone you’ve been putting on a pedestal. Shocking information will arrive, making your heart bleed just a little more. While sob stories will unfurl, be prudent about the part you want to play. Understand comedy is as much a choice as tragedy.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Tuesday, April 8

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Don’t hold back concerns, as they’ll find a way to leak out of you. Yes, passive aggressive behavior is a bitch and it’s no way to deal with anyone who’s trying to play you in underhanded way. If there is any outsmarting that can be done now, it’s on you, as you know how tricky of a bitch you can be in times when ego and intellect are the only things you can walk away with.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Friday, April 11

Libra (September 23-October 22): Everything and everyone will have their place this week, so feel free to compartmentalize your life away. Sometimes you can’t have two parts touching each other on the same plate, as they can have a tendency to bleed unfortunately into each other. So, take heed, as this week will be much like a game of Jenga. Take a few steps back and think before you settle on your next move forward.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Sunday, April 13

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Break out your bad girl and say the hell with the consequences. This week, romance will be at its best in the middle of chaos and without your usual self-imposed rules. When it comes down to it, you know it’s only passion that really leaves any impression on you. So, embrace it, no matter which form it arrives in — as long as you don’t wind up in jail.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Monday, April 7

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): The world is calling; so don’t be shocked if you hear from someone far away that is coming near or someone near going far — or being out and meeting an exotic and sexy stranger. No matter which, you’ll be having one of those dreamy times, feeling the inspiration of infinite worldly choices and knowing somewhere out there is another place you can truly belong.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Wednesday, April 9

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): There is going to be major agitation on the home front, as communication mixups are a guarantee and everyone will cry victim. Nope, not a time to expect too much progress. However, if you keep expectations low, you can cruise by with zoning out and doing the bare minimum. After all, not all ruts are the same; so don’t go too low with this one.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Friday, April 11

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Check your sources, because this week, there are going to be lots of people talking out of their asses. However, despite the outrageousness of certain ideas circling about, the lies will sound so convincing that you’ll want to believe them. While trust will feel easy enough to give out, don’t. Do your homework. Don’t be played a fool.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Sunday, April 13

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Your heart is an easy target and you can’t always protect yourself from harm. No matter, love as you want to, as it’s never a bad thing to give care and kindness — that is who you are and your gift to the world. While you won’t see direct results this week, stay strong and believe in your mission, as karmic returns are coming to restore your belief in humanity soon enough.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Monday, April 7

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