Chris Brown Headed To D.C. Jail To Stand Trial For Assault

  • With the help of federal marshals and some handcuffs, Chris Brown is reportedly on a flight to Washington, D.C. this afternoon to stand for the October incident when he and a bodyguard assaulted a man outside the W Hotel. The drama is seemingly endless with this guy … [TMZ]
  • David Letterman announced during a taping of “The Late Show” today that he plans to retire in 2015. [CNN]
  • Paula Deen shut down Uncle Bubba’s, the Georgia restaurant where she allowed racist language and sexual harassment to flourish. [RadarOnline]
  • Kate Winslet has confessed she was extremely troubled by the early fame she received after “Titanic.” [BBC]
  • Wanna listen to Lana Del Rey’s new song, “Meet Me In The Pale Moonlight”? Here ya go. [Paper Mag]
  • The video of the first outdoor excursion by Bao Bao, the National Zoo’s new baby panda, isn’t as exciting as I would have hoped, but I’m not complaining. [DCist]
  • James Franco’s whatever-he-was-doing-with-that-teenaged-girl gets The Hairpin’s brilliant pie chart treatment. [The Hairpin]
  • Nick Cannon got booed in Madison Square Garden while filming a segment for “America’s Got Talent,” reportedly because folks aren’t happy about his recent ‘whiteface’ photos. [US Weekly]
  • One of Gordon Ramsay’s business partners is suing him for almost $11 million, claiming the celeb chef is “similar to his television personality on ‘Hell’s Kitchen.'” You think? [Page Six]
  • Hold that cupcake! Seven entrepreneurs weigh in on what it’s really like to open your own bakery. [Uptown Magazine]

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