Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of March 31-April 6, 2014

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Aries (March 21-April 19): A shot of cosmic energy is heading for you, which will take your brain from zero to 180. Be ready to scramble, turn over new leaves and make vital decisions fast. Yes, action is what you’ll need to be all about now. So, as long as you keep pace with the volleys coming at you, you will come out the other side. This week, know that stamina will be everything.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Tuesday, April 1

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Your sleeplessness and apathy will clash, leading to another week of feeling wired and looking for reasons not to completely shut down. However, get this cycle done early in your week, so you can turn off. Every so often, the world doesn’t want you to have to be responsible, especially in your relationships, and that time is now.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Wednesday, April 2

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Your phone is going to ring off the hook with invites, gossip and all round fun. Feel free to pick up and venture out, away from the normal crew you hang with. Let spontaneity matter and be willing to follow through on sudden hunches. If anything, the swag you obtain now — literally or metaphorically — won’t disappoint.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Friday, April 4

Cancer (June 21-July 22): There are many ways to play your power now, as the ball is in your court. However, how you lay down the law will have consequences for the long-term, so being able to think your decisions through will matter. This is your kingdom now and how you want it to prosper is yours for the making. Yes, heavy is the head that wears the crown.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Sunday, April 6

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Leo (July 23-August 22): Get in growling position, because you need to get in touch with your primitiveness, like a stray kitty on the prowl. Yes, turn out a more extreme approach to survival and go after everything and everyone with a life or death passion. Show off the extremes in which you travel, as you are a lady that can go from mediocre to superhero in a snap. So, break it out!

Best Day To Get Lucky: Tuesday, April 1

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Opinions and innuendos will load the subtext of conversations this week. Yes, get ready for a yawn-fest, as passive aggressive moves and weak characters will surround you. Just don’t be slow to take note of the shadiness, because clues will be subtle and being able to read between the lines is the only way to deflect foolish behavior from those not as smart as yourself.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Sunday, April 6

Libra (September 23-October 22): Trust is a bitch. Only in a perfect world would those you bestow that honor to react fairly to everyone they care for. However, disappointment is not for now or later, so don’t turn a blind eye to anyone who can’t hold up their end of bargain. Otherwise, karma is watching and will be out to make your wrong its right.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Friday, April 4

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): This week will bring a flood of demands financially and emotionally. Best to take it fast, like a shot in the arm, and get it over with. Know that sometimes you just have to pay the piper, as it’s a fact of life. However, take solace in the fact that you are strong enough to endure this aggravating part of existence, especially since this week will have you seeing someone else’s demise.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Sunday, April 6

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): It’s going to get extra XXX in your love life, if you let your brute tactics win you favor with another. This will mean tapping into the side of you that thinks purely in a hedonistic way and letting it lead you through your current crucial lust. While decisions will appear dangerous, know that when all is said and done, it’s the reckless times you remember the most anyway.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Thursday, April 3

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): There is literally a price for everything and you just have to sacrifice it when fate calls. Yes, when it comes to issues with your honey, throw money at it and be done with it. The ridiculous time spent squabbling about pennies is a waste, as circumstances aren’t going to change. It’s about focusing your energy productively now, rather than just excreting it.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Wednesday, April 2

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You’re going to have to learn new skills fast. So, put your thinking cap on and get ready for all-nighters in which to brainstorm new strategies. While this mental excursion will take time away from your libido, as in what usually turns you on, that doesn’t mean you’re going to be shut off completely. Non-conventional and creative ideas will light you up now, so stay open.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Thursday, April 3

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Your reflexes are going to be working in ways that could embarrass you, as you just won’t know what your subconscious has in store for you. Yes, this week can be filled with a lot of comedy or tragedy, depending on how honest you’ve been with yourself. If a shame you don’t need to have is holding you back, this is the week when all will get exposed. Expect skeletons to pop out of the closet.

Best Day To Get Lucky: Sunday, April 6

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